Damn the other jillapalooza for taking my social network handles. And damn jillbuk on Twitter for taking my old name so now I can’t go back to it.

I just want a stupid username that no one else has so I don’t have to fret over these things.

I am now jillkbuk on Twitter and jillbuk on Pinterest. I was sick of jillxpalooza (stupid other jillapalooza). I’m contemplating changing my Instagram name to jillbuk as well, just because so many social networks integrate with Twitter, but I want to keep jillapalooza for the sole purpose of being vengeful if the other jillapalooza decides to rear her ugly head. (For the record, she’s not really ugly. I’m just bitter.)

I haz the website. Doesn’t that count for something? Can’t I boot these others off the internet? If a jillkbuk pops up somewhere imma get ragey(er).